What do you think would happen if Slumdog Millionaire crossed teriyaki?

I'm not 16 yet; I don't have the right to watch the show. Neither have I read any summary of Slumdog Millionaire. But considering that Slumdog Millionaire won 8 awards at the Oscars, I decided I should make a random post about this great movie.

Teriyaki and Millionaire - do they mix?

Maybe, just maybe, if teriyaki mixed with Slumdog Millionaire, the movie would be about a teriyaki chicken seller in India who goes out of poverty after selling his homemade, trademark chicken, and finally becomes a world-renowned millionaire.

Maybe he would meet this girl that is a staff of Mos Burger in India, and they invent a very special burger - Indian Teriyaki Chicken Burger.

Maybe the Indian Teriyaki Chicken Burger becomes a favourite in India, and everybody loves the burger.

Maybe the teriyaki chicken seller and the girl become the Indian Teriyaki Kings, and they are hailed as Nobel Laureates.

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I think it is a great pity that I cannot watch Slumdog Millionaire. I have read from blogs all over the world that Slumdog Millionaire is a great, inspiring movie about poverty. If only I had been born earlier...

But seriously, if Finding Nemo was the hit for the kids, then Slumdog Millionaire would, definitely, be the blockbuster for the older generations. Considering the great amount of awards this movie has won, who will be able to prove this statement wrong?

DISCLAIMER:The above post is not meant to insult the directors of Slumdog Millionaire, the editors of Slumdog Millionaire, the artistes of Slumdog Millionaire, or the movie Slumdog Millionaire itself. The above post has been written to emphasize the greatness of this spectacular movie. If this movie had not been great, I, definitely, would not have written this post.